Google: like to-tally white, dude

Secret's out. Or should be.

There are no black people at Google. I saw one throughout my entire tour, (other than the man I mentioned outside of the elevator,) and he might have been visiting too. Indians, Asians, Canadians: yes. African Americans: no. Really. Forget about China. Somebody call Al Sharpton.

Asked about this in Congress today, Laszlo Bock, Google's white vice president of 'people operations', was asked:

"How many [of Google's employees] are African-American?"

"I don't actually have that data at my fingertips," was Bock's reply. "I apologize."

You have to be, like, shitting me man.

Someone tell Trevor Phillips. Seriously.