"who moved my chair?" "what's this? -- a dead one of them" "this might not be how you are supposed to water-ski, but I can assure you it's how you are supposed to water-luxury-yacht".
Or he could just be getting ready for someone to wipe his arse. If I'd paid £100,000 for a holiday, I'd expect that level of service, too :-)
"who moved my chair?"
ReplyDelete"what's this? -- a dead one of them"
"this might not be how you are supposed to water-ski, but I can assure you it's how you are supposed to water-luxury-yacht".
Or he could just be getting ready for someone to wipe his arse. If I'd paid £100,000 for a holiday, I'd expect that level of service, too :-)
"Where's that organic marrow!?"
ReplyDeleteTrust me to lower the tone :{